Kimmy Kool and the Hot Prince

CAST
Narrator
Regina
Kimmy Kool
Moni
Whini
Wanda
Prince

ACT ONE SCENE ONE

All actors on stage except Prince. Backdrop of a comfortable lounge. Regina, Moni and Whini sitting on a couch.

Narrator: Not long ago, there was a beautiful young girl called Kimmy Kool who was the heiress to a hip-hop fortune. She was living with her stepmother, Regina, a real meanie and her two Stepsisters, Moni and Whini, who were super-divas. They treated Kimmy like an overworked personal assistant because until she married, they were in control of all of her money.

Regina: Kimmy! Fetch my laptop. Kimmy! Where is my cellphone? Kimmy, did you order the sushi?

Moni: Kimmy, where are my Manolo heels?

Whini: Kimmy I need to hydrate - bring me my fizzy water!

Moni: Kimmy what happened to my designer dress? Did you put it in the washing machine? Are you mental?

Whini: Kimmy book me in for a haircut at Georgios salon. And tell him I want lowlights - not highlights!

Narrator: See what I mean? Come on girls, give her a break!

(Stepsisters show their talk to the hand gestures).

Christmas Nativity

CHRISTMAS NATIVITY

 

CAST

Roman Senators: 5 (or more for extras)

Augustus Caesar

Mary

Joseph

Donkey (2 people)

3 innkeepers

Star

3 Angels (plus extras)

3 Shepherds

Sheep

3 Wise Men (Kings)

Group of smaller children dressed as farm animals, angels etc to participate and sing

(Senators enter from backstage wearing togas(sheets). When they are seated, Caesar enters)

Augustus Caesar: My fellow Romans, I have decided that we will count all the people in the Roman Empire.

Senator 1: (raises hand nervously) Why Caesar?

Caesar: Because I want to know how many men, women and children there are in my Empire.

Senator 2: (adds) You mean “our Empire” Caesar?

Caesar: (shouts) That’s what I said – my Empire! I will call it a… Census.

Senator 3: Just the people in Rome, Caesar?

Caesar: No, the whole Empire.

Senator 4: You mean on this continent?

Caesar: I said the whole Empire?

Senator 5: You don’t mean Israel too?

Caesar: Everyone!

Senator 1: You know what this means don’t you?

All senators: Chaos!

Caesar: Do you like your jobs, your houses – your lives?

All senators: (quick salute) Hail, Caesar!

Caesar: (over his shoulder) That’s what I thought!

(Hands scroll to senator 3 and Caesar exits)