Toddler logic

There's no such thing as too loud.

The view is much better at the top of the ladder.

Many hands make a nice, big mess!

Any time not spent on a swing is time wasted.

Anything green was not meant to be eaten.

The best way to enjoy spaghetti and tomato sauce is to rub it on your hands, hair, arms, legs and closest relative.

Beds were made for bouncing, not sleeping.

There is no such thing as too many cartoons.

Noses were made to run, smell and stick in the cake.

The best outfit to collect snails and frogs is your Sunday dress.

What goes up doesn't always come down - especially if it is wet toilet paper.

If you mix flour and water, it makes a good glue and carpet grout.

Spitting is not only for cleaning teeth.

Smaller children can make good squeaky toys.

Mum's starting time improves with every pee on the floor.

It's much easier to give the cat milk straight out of the jug.

Squishy food is fun!

You can tell mum's favourite things from that expression on her face.

A pair of scissors in the hand is worth two lollipops in the car.

You can always fall asleep after mum's favourite movie.

There is no such thing as too many stories at bedtime.

If they teach you to walk on a balance beam, why can't you walk on the neighbours' wall?

They put fish in open tanks so you can try to catch them.

Grannies make the best accomplices, allies and scapegoats.

It's more fun to wait until mum's face goes red before doing what she wants.

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